"Huh," Nathan says, looking first at Not-Vanya-But-Viktor's chest, then at his groin, because Vanya's tits were never huge, but he's pretty sure they're gone now. Which makes Nathan wonder if he has a dick.

Those probably aren't the right questions to ask.

"Okay, cool," he says, then asks the super inappropriate questions anyway. "So... same body or what? Like, have you grown a dick? Because that'd be fuckin' cool. Klaus was a girl for awhile, but this is different, yeah?"