"I recall no such incident," Five replies, though he very vividly remembers his own miscalculation, how overexerting himself playing the hero had nearly led him to be carried off into the mountains by some weird creature.

Truth be told, he'd handled worse, but he was still really fucking annoyed by it all.

"Just know, if any shit like that happens again, I'm leaving everyone to fend for themselves. No more saving old ladies."