"More like a 'hell no"," Five says, but he's amused at the joke, even if there's a bit of a sting that comes with it. Maybe he's not the 14 year old he was when he first came through a portal straight from a mission, but he's convinced now that the odds of ever getting his correct body back are slim.

Jokes aside, he's going to have to take the long way to AARP membership.

He finally takes a sip of his drink, making a face at it. "Well, at least if either of us have to drive home, there's no chance we'll be the least bit impaired."